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Warning: The $HAIR token may, in rare cases, cause intense hair loss, euphoria, or delusions of grandeur. Some users report spontaneous enlightenment or brief fits of euphoric psychosis. Consult a doctor before consuming $HAIR or vintage 80’s quaaludes.
Any association of $HAIR with super long-haired, mogging CEOs or crypto companies is purely coincidental. $HAIR and Hair-related NFTs are entirely community-led, with no intrinsic value, no financial promises, and zero expectations of financial return. This is a meme token, not a financial product, contract, or investment offer of any kind.
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